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  Jaffles
So Called Jaffle maker Franchises can go fuck themselves!..Jesters im looking at you....
What a stupid idea, i guess it feels good to screw over dumb people ans sell a product lika a freeking Jaffle!!!...arg!, well i guess people sell water in bottles...and it is fun to screw with gulible people..so..who am i to complain...

Jaffles
>1 Jaffle Iron or Jaffle maker machine
>2 Peices/Slices of the bread of your choice for each jaffle (Most Jaffle machines make 2 jaffles at a time , so you would want 4 peices of bread)
>Filling of your choice - If you have the iron or Machine in  front of you you can use your own brain power to decide what can and can not fit into it , the limitations on fillings for jaffles are only limited by your own desire to eat it

1 Butter bread on what will be its OUT-SIDE
2 Put bread on base of Jaffle Iron/Machine
3 Pile on Filling
4 Put other peice of bread ontop of filling
5 Close machine
6 Wait til its brown and crisp on outside - that means it is done!

Eat it and let the lava like hot filling burn your mouth

There! now learn how to make Fried chicken,hamburgers and fries!

New York : Passive Canibalism -
Its been a few years since the reality t.v. marathon of 2001 and people in NYC are probably still inhaling particles of dead people.Go Canibalism !

Quotes from somewhere...

'It's all a complete farce, you understand, we're born into a losing struggle. In the meantime, I think, I must show some contempt and defiance and the best means of doing that that I know are irony and obscenity.'"

"I am just old enough to remember when whites were making the sourest, nastiest pop music while blacks were making the sweetest and truest. White kids listened to hideous screaming while funk and soul were black America's soundtrack. As a kid in the 1970s I was conscious of that contrast and proud of it. The civil-rights protesters a decade before, who made the lives of 'the hip-hop generation' possible, would have been appalled to hear the likes of Jay-Z, and we would be hard-pressed to claim that they would have been somehow missing something in that judgment. They accomplished a lot more, too, than any rapper's sideline donations to community efforts ever will."

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Police smell , they really do just give fines for revenue reasons , they even admit it and appologise for doing it while they are writting you up at the station, or so the legend goes....

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